Openly giving unasked advice to strangers in the street:
- "Now that's a terrible birthday present!"
- "Those shoes will definitely give you blisters by the time you get to your meeting!"
- "Ain't gonna get in her pants with those cheap roses!"
- "That didn't sound convincing at all. Try it with a more high pitched voice."
- "You don't seem to know what you are talking about. Maybe it's time to change the subject."

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